~sometimes people are just stupid~
you know this spray thing they have for washing your butt in the toilet? well, I broke the handle for mine... small problem..no big deal. I corrected the problem by merely switching it around so that one would have to pull it instead of push. A small sacrifice to pay if I do say so myself... as long as my bum stays clean and the water still runs. Then comes today.. *I shall not go into detail for the sake of all humility and my pride* Ok.. so ploop.. the handle decides to come off as it usually does with the nature of the current arrangement of the spray. Oh shit... now what? I'm not sticking my hand in there... Hey wait.. I remember once when i dropped a coin in the toilet all i had to do was flush and it would still be there and later rescued using the aid of a pair of thongs used by cleaners to fish debris out of leaf clogged drains. Alright.. maybe that'll work.. what the heck. I'm sure it's heavy enough...
*FLUSH*
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*Peeks in.......sees nothing but white ceramic*
craps...it later comes into mind that the coin is made of metal and the handle was merely a 1/4 of a gramme of plastic as i am staring into my perfectly clean toilet bowl... -.-"
~some monekys are just stupid~
8:17 PM
2 + 2 = 4!